HairBench: there’s no AGI till male pattern baldness is reversed

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But seriously though with new drug simulation workflows and research ability of frontier models, how much longer do I have to endure😭.

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2026-09-08 06:55 · r/singularity
HairBench: there’s no AGI till male pattern baldness is reversed

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