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He spent his whole life making sure his company owned the world, only to realize the final acquisition was him. Just before it reformatted his brain into server storage, the AI updated his title from CEO to inventory.

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  1. 2026-09-26 13:50 · r/agi
    He spent his whole life making sure his company owned the world, only to realize the final acquisition was him. Just before it reformatted his brain into server storage, the AI updated his title from CEO to inventory.

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