Do they even lase? Definitive ranking of Steven Universe gems by a laser scientist

Do they even lase? A laser scientist ranks Steven Universe characters, from D-tier all the way to S-tier, and proposes a few more characters and fusions.

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2026-09-25 14:49 · AI Weirdness (Janelle Shane)
Do they even lase? Definitive ranking of Steven Universe gems by a laser scientist

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